Thursday, May 02, 2013

How to dress 'modestly' and preserve Indian culture.

You must be aware of the rapes happening in Delhi. Or in India for that matter. We are proud of our culture. We are proud that we may be having the largest number of male chauvinistic pigs in the world. We are proud that we as women, cannot walk alone in the Capital safe. We as women cannot dress 'provocatively' nor speak out our minds. Because guess what, any man on the street can take one look at us, grab his crotch and rape us. 

To avoid all that problem, we do have a solution. 

My patented 'Keep-yourself-from-being-raped-Dress'. This costs almost little. We charge extra for cutting out a hole for you to breathe. However no holes will be cut out for your eyes, as even one glimpse of your eyes could make a potential rapist go mad with lust. In addition you may use wires or steel cables to tether the dress to yourself so that even HurricanE Sandy cannot expose you accidentally. Alternatively you could nail the dress to your body a la-Jesus style.



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